Thursday, June 30, 2011

> Scold Barry; Throw Strahm; Scold Strahm

"Nobody talks about my mother like that, except for me and the Bidoof!"


Using all of your manly strength, powered by the insult of your evil mother, you hurl a Pokeball in Barry's direction, but above him.


"Strahm, use Fly!!!"


Yes, this was Strahm's Pokeball that was used. Strahm emerged triumphantly from his Pokeball and began to flap his wings like mad. "PIPLUPPIPLUPPIPLUPIPLUPPIPLUP"


But, being a penguin, this ultimately failed and Piplup dive-bombed right down at Barry, their forehead's colliding with deadly force.


[Piplup learned Aerial Ace!!!....... kinda....]


Barry and Piplup were both laid out, nearly out-cold, but Piplup, being too proud to show it's damagedness, quickly rose to his feet and puffed out his chest. You promptly scold him.


"DAMMIT, STRAHM, YOU'RE A BIRD-LIKE POKEMON WITH FLIPPERS! You're suppose to be able to FLYYYYY! FLAP HARDER NEXT TIME!"

1 comment:

  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXFOMXWyPz8

    Quickly, recall Strahm and loot Barry's pockets. I technically "won" the battle, didn't I? As an added bonus, the victory theme plays mysteriously.

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