> Non-chalantly use Wake-Up Slap on Professor Rowan

You casually take Mr Fish and slap Professor Rowan... And again.... He's not moving. He must just be sleeping it off is all. You're an awesome doctor, after all.

> Be House

You don a pair of rubber gloves and steal a lab assistant's lab coat to wear for yourself. To finish the outfit, you don a large handkerchief as a makeshift surgical mask.

"Dammit, Britney, I don't have time for your PMS-induced rant, a man is dying!"

Oh yeah. Dr. Logan Cox House is in... da House. You would have to find a black best friend later. Then you could be Dr JD Cox House. But for now.. "Scalpel!"

You grab a rather large knife and start sawing away at Professor Rowan's arm, not even thinking to turn the machine off. This causes the screams to worsen, but you had no time for anesthesia. This man's life was in danger! Then you hit a snag halfway through the arm. A bone-like structure was in the way. "Hmmm.. HAMMER!"

You wield Mr Fish, the closest thing you have to a hammer. One well-place Wake-Up Slap almost cracks the bone. About ten more splits the bone in half. By now Professor Rowan is close to bleeding out and is ready to pass out. You cut through the rest of the arm, which remains left in the machine, which is beginning to overheat from being unable to move. Professor Rowan promptly falls to the floor and is out like a light. You use his own coat to make a sloppy tourniquet and you nod proudly. "The man is saved! Ya gotta have faith in your doctor sometimes!"

You do a dance as the other assistants watch in horror.

> Poke Professor Rowan

(A coin was flipped for this, this fate was randomly decided, do not blame the author)

It just so happened that Professor Rowan was working on very complicated machinery, attempting to get it fixed. However, as you poked him, you practically made him jump out of his skin, his hand instinctively grabbing for something, though his hand grabbed a handful of button, which is what he pressed. The machinery whirred to life... with his arm still inside of it. The machinery now had a death grip of his arm, and he was screaming in pain.

> To the lab

You leave the PokeMart and head to Professor Rowan's lab, which has -always- been there. The doors slide open and you are greeted by the scene of scientist peoples and Professor Rowan all frantically working. Something seems to have happened. Maybe it has something to do with everyone in Twinleaf disappearing?..... Maybe.

> Buy and mingle

You buy a buttload of items. It's a good thing your backpack is an impossible item that can hold stuff of pretty much any size. Your total comes to 3445.

Once you pack up all the items, you watch the girl for a moment...... nah.

You approach the older woman and ask if she has any daughters. She quickly says no and walks away. Rude.

> Haggle

After a bit of haggling, you talk him down 10%.

[Prices:
Potion: 180
Super Potion: 450
PokeBall: 180
GreatBall: 450
PokeFood: 45/lb
PeopleFood: varies]


You look around the store real quick. Not many people in at this time, but there were a few.. Two men, one young girl (as in about 5-6 years younger than you), and an older woman, probably in her 40's.

> Head to the Pokemart

Well, -everyone- knows that the Sandgem Nurse is a little easy if you're cute. Obviously, you're beyond cute. The Nurse even winks at you as you take your Pokemon and thank her for everything. Then you decide to head to the PokeMart.

Along the way, you see people.. Beautiful people. ;-; You love this town, unlike that damn Ghost Town you came from.

Once inside, you are about to inquire about prices, when you see a big sign on the wall. Ah, there's the prices.

[Prices:
Potion: 200
Super Potion: 500
PokeBall: 200
GreatBall: 500
PokeFood: 50/lb
PeopleFood: varies]

> Hit on her again

You wait for the Nurse to come back out, and when she does.... well... First, you ask if anything interesting happened lately.

"Well, tomorrow we're having a sand castle building contest.. Other than that, though, it's been pretty quiet.. Except this morning when this hyper blonde kid came in.."

Hyper blonde kid?. Barry.....

Then you say, "By the way, can I have your number and a pair of your panties?"

"....."

"....."

"....."

"....."

".....Sure."

Wait, what?! I-I mean.. you totally knew she was into you. A quick change behind the counter, out of anyone's sight leaves the Nurse going commando, and you with a new(?) pair of panties and a phone number! Now you can call her from any Pokemon Center, or even any-where- once you get a cellphone.

> To the Pokemon Center

You rush over to the Pokemon Center, wondering if there's even anyone here. The doors slide open and you walk slowly inside to see..... PEOPLE!!! YES!!! You'd give up hope of EVER seeing anyone ever again! ;-; You run up to the desk where the Nurse awaits, a friendly smile on her face.

"Hello, welcome to the Sandgem Poke--"

"Hey, baby, I'm a Pokemon Trainer. My Pokemon may be tamed, but how 'bout you and I get a little -wild-?"

"......"

"......"

"......"

"...... Can you please heal my Pokemon?"

The Nurse takes your Pokeballs and brings them to the back to work on healing them..... She's totally into you.

> Ask Mr Fish if he's up to more battles, continue to next town

"Karp..."

You take that as a yes. You shall have that Gyarados yet and it will be better than your mom's stinky Red Gyarados! You continue on to the next town, starting to notice that there are a lot more Pokemon hanging around than this morning.. You must've not noticed them since you were distracted with your mom being insane and all..

Moving on....

You make it to the next town without too much trouble. You take the time to beat up more Starly, Bidoof, and Kricketot, letting Mr Fish do all the work to get stronger. Yay.

Ah, Sandgem Town. At last. There's sand..... a lack of gems... a Pokemon Center.. Pokemart....... Professor Rowan's Lab........ What's that? Back in Twinleaf town? No, no, Professor Rowan's lab has -always- been in Sandgem Town, what are you talking about?

Anyways, there's also a path leading north out of town and a path leading south out of town... Where to?

> FINISH HIM

You reach deep and pull out the Kricketot's heart, then drink it's blood while the heart is still beating.

Of course, that was a hallucination, and you have just pummeled the Kricketot into unconsciousness.

[Magikarp learned Flail..?]

You hold Mr Fish up high and praise his glory!! "Good job, Mr Fish!!" Mr Fish is conscious but just barely.

Mr Fish's Status: [||||||||||||||---] Somehow Still Conscious

"Karp....."  You said it, Mr Fish!

> Attack a Kricketot

You start heading towards the route just outside of town, this is where most of the Kricketot are. Though, as you walk, you kind of notice that.. well, that noise. It sounds like there a whole bunch of Pokemon outside of the town that you can't see, as if the population had grown in the last few hours.. Odd...

Either way, you find a Kricketot, who happens to be asleep, clinging to a tree. You use Mr Fish to Wake-Up Slap it, causing double damage and knocking it from the tree. It's dazed, you might have more time for another attack.

Of course you'll attack, duh, you slap it again.