Tuesday, June 28, 2011

> Send out Strahm. Begin humming the Pokemon TV Show theme song which you somehow know in order to keep yourself calm.

You send out Strahm whom you promptly begin to snuggle as you curl up in the fetal position and begin humming to yourself..... of course, this song is so catchy, you just -have- to sing.

"I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUUUSE!
I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND
SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE!
TEACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND
THE POWER THATS INSIIIIIIIIIIDE
POKE-"

"Is she gone yet?"

"GAH!!!!! BARRYYYY!"

Barry had just conveniently popped his head out of a nearby bush and scared the crap out of you.

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