> Call out Mr Fish, wield him as bat

You decide to pick on a Bidoof on land. You call out Mr Fish, though he was already out, so you just pick him up by his tail from the water, holding him one-handed like you would a bat or a sword, or some other weapon. Magikarp could tell this wouldn't end well..

"Karp....."

Strahm waddles over to you, wondering what's up now. "Plup?"

The Bidoof sits there with it's cute eyes, waiting to see what you'll do.