> Run in circles, scream and shout

Shout
Shout
Let it all out
These are the things I could do without
So come on


You decide the most obvious course of action right now is to.. well.. Run in circles, frantically flailing your arms while screaming bloody murder. Your mom watches you, still grinning like the Joker.. However, after about five minutes, the grin fades as she realizes you aren't going to stop any time soon.

"Son.."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

"Son..."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"LOGAN!"

"Wha?"

You stop in your tracks, looking at your mom, who has the only annoyed look on her face you've ever seen her with. She quickly regains her composure and takes a deep breath.

"Now..... I told you there was a surprise today.. However it seems I was unable to return to the Professor's lab in time to fully set up the surprise, so this is what you are stuck with.. The horrible truth about your mommy!"

"You're actually my daddy?!"

"NO, YOU NITWIT! Geeze.. You get stupid under pressure, don't you?"

"Just a little bit.."

".... Well. Let's do it this way.. You ask the questions, I'll answer them."