You wave and say, "Hi mom!" in the most enthusiastically happy way possible.
However, the woman you correctly assume to be your mother just stands there...
You try again, "Hi mom!"
...
"Hi mom!"
...
"....Hi.. mom?"
...
Your mom slowly begins to turn around and when you see her face, she is giving what could most accurately be described as a Slasher Smile.
Logan: Run in circles, scream and shout.
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