> Ignore note, there is bacon to be had

Damn right there's bacon to be had. You waddle over to the fridge and open it, looking around for the bacon.. Ah! A fresh pack of bacon from the Spoink farms. You take out the packet and stare at it for a moment before you realize... You don't know how to cook. Mom always did the cooking, but since she apparently isn't here to cook............................... Now what?