(A coin was flipped for this, this fate was randomly decided, do not blame the author)
It just so happened that Professor Rowan was working on very complicated machinery, attempting to get it fixed. However, as you poked him, you practically made him jump out of his skin, his hand instinctively grabbing for something, though his hand grabbed a handful of button, which is what he pressed. The machinery whirred to life... with his arm still inside of it. The machinery now had a death grip of his arm, and he was screaming in pain.
QUICK, WE NEED TO USE OUR YEARS OF REPRESSED MEDICAL TRAINING WE LEARNED FROM SCRUBS AND HOUSE.
ReplyDelete>Grab the closest, sharpest object lying around and start breaking/sawing the professor's arm.
>DIG IN THERE
>BREAK THAT BONE
>YOU'RE BECOMING A MAN TODAY
>Quickly, make a tourniquet out of the closest cloth material available.
>SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION, if none can be found, we're burning this wound shut!
If all goes well, the Professor should be short an arm, but still retain his life.
"His hand grabbed a handful of button."
ReplyDeletePure genius.